Monday, July 17, 2023

Hoka Polka Kuka Buka

B: Look they have a Hoka Polka Kuka Buka

*looks*

J: The Hocus Pocus Cook Book?

Saturday, May 14, 2022

Why are you drinking like that??

J: *chugs water quickly*
B: Ew, stop blowjobbing that bottle, fucking camel ass

Friday, May 28, 2021

May I Jumble Words

B: Look, it's Ning Ma's Nut Stubble

J: 👀
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Ming Na's stunt double? 

B: That's what I said.

Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Say Uncle

B: But why was Marisa Tomei there?

J: Do you not know who she is?

B: Of course, I know who Marisa Tomei is! Oh, you mean in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? No??

J: Can you think of any accompanied minors in that scene that would need a guardian?

B: Oh, Spider-Man? Ohhhh, yeah yeah, she's Uncle Becky. Becky? Was that her name?

Friday, March 8, 2019

Flora of some kind

B: Babe, what's it called? You know with the golden leaf.

J: ...

B: You know, when it's like, you give them a grape.

J: Do you mean to extend an olive branch?

B: Yeah, that's the one.