Super Mario Random Dudes

Are they really brothers? Oh I guess that's why they call it "Mario Brothers."

Wii Fail

"Wait so who's the computer?"

Drunk Disney Drivers

J: Wait what does that highway safety sign say?

B: "Resort Disney Parks--"

J: Becca, that says "Report Drunk Drivers."

Throat sausages

Your throat hurts? Well let's go get you some throat sausages.

Your face

What is that a picture of, your face? Your face... I meant "your screen."

A-scared

"Look, look! He's a-scared to take the fry out of my mouth."

Backpeddaling Fail

>You're horrible at backpeddaling.

"No I'm not. I don't even know what that means."

Bap Bap Bap, Bap Bap Aran

"Bap Bap Bap, Bap Bap Aran!--What, isn't that how it goes?"

>> No, it's Barbara Ann.

"No fucking way! What's the song called?"

>> ...

Wour

Do you know how to spell "you're?"

"YES... W--"

Bonapatiti

"Bonapatiti, you know like the Food Race Food Truck."

Crepes Bonaparte?

"Yeah, that one."

Remember able.

"While not the best of Pixar’s shorts it’s very cute and remember able."

Why Becca Fail

For weeks I have contemplated a way to some how archive all the wonderful gems that come from Becca. Her Becca Fails as I like to call them, the pure unadulterated moments of blondness coming from a bonafide brunette. 

With her permission, I share these musings.