Important equipment

What is the suf-nuff-nuggets of this stuff?

Expensive Observatory

They spent $93 million revenerating this place.

Math gives you wings

J: We ordered twenty buffalo wings, that's crazy... ten chickens.
B: That's not ten chickens!

Lifeguard locations

Do you think all those lifeguards centralate in one area and then decide where to go?

Sleep Talk

B: OMG babe you're so funny. You don't have to smile at the door to open it.

HOV Fail

B: You don't have to wait at that on-ramp light, just take the hand ker pool.

J: ??

B: What, I said Carpool Lane.

Sweet Fail

"Oooh! I want to depricate a cupcake!"

Hardly sneezing

I can't stop sneezing. I'm trying very hardly.

Housekeeping

(Discussing a trip to Mexico)

Becca: "Did you see who your maids were? Why are you laughing? Maybe they were Puerto Rican, or Columbian, or Cubanian."

Me: "What's Cubanian?"

Becca: "........Wait, what are Cubans called?.....Oh."

Online radio fail

Here I'll put on the Panandon.

Pandora ads

Really? It won't load a song but the ads load? That's fuckin' stitcion.

Beer fail

B: No, that's fine. We still have Lambarts in the fridge.
J: You mean the fruity beer? That's Lambic.

Hapless Driver

Damn roller coaster Sam, you're topsy turvin'

Fudding Eh.

I want to go to the White Wabbit truck.

Taste the Fail Rainbow

What are Skit-less? Oh that says Skittles?

Next month = May?

Joey: I don't think the entertainment calendar goes up to May, does it?
Becca: Yeah, it's just next month. Or whatever.
Joey: ...
Becca: What? I said "Or whatever."

Disney Tragic

I don't think they're all buddy buddy, there's all this aminosity--Why are you laughing at me? You have aminisce towards someone.

Muscle Memory Loss

I can't do that because of my brainurism.

Fresh and Poopy

J: Haha, that Fresh and Easy billboard is dumb: "Guess what our EatWell meals help you do?"
B: "Oh.. haha... I get it... poop? It's poop, right?"
J: ...

It wasn't rememorable.

It wasn't rememorable. What? That's a word. Rememborable.

I had a nightmare...

Who shot Martin Luther King? Jesse James Olmos?