Online radio fail

Here I'll put on the Panandon.

Pandora ads

Really? It won't load a song but the ads load? That's fuckin' stitcion.

Beer fail

B: No, that's fine. We still have Lambarts in the fridge.
J: You mean the fruity beer? That's Lambic.

Hapless Driver

Damn roller coaster Sam, you're topsy turvin'

Fudding Eh.

I want to go to the White Wabbit truck.