Math gives you wings

J: We ordered twenty buffalo wings, that's crazy... ten chickens.
B: That's not ten chickens!

Lifeguard locations

Do you think all those lifeguards centralate in one area and then decide where to go?

Sleep Talk

B: OMG babe you're so funny. You don't have to smile at the door to open it.

HOV Fail

B: You don't have to wait at that on-ramp light, just take the hand ker pool.

J: ??

B: What, I said Carpool Lane.