Taunting rebuttal fail

Sticks and words might hurt me but... No, sticks and stones might hurt my burns. You know what, I really don't know how that thing goes.

Unpretty

I've never heard this song before in my life. Who is this? Salt N Pepa? TLC? Destiny's Child?

More Beccish

You're holding me very precarilously.

Replay payments

So does she get paid every time they play that song? She gets loyalties, right?

Letting go

Why do people still think Elvis is alive? And Snoop Dogg, too?

Griffith holidays

I wanna go to the Griffith Baservatory

I wish I could speak Beccish

"Daaaang, Jo yoo sha finush de ho botshabaang!"

Pieced together that what translated into was "Oh my, Joey! You finished your glass of water quite quickly."

Geography

Wait, where's Tokyo again?

Invisible inventions

B: "Oh, these windows are see through?"
J: That's right, Becca they aren't tinted.

I say tomato you say steakhouse

B: "Mmm, that's my favorite kind, I love steakhouse tomatoes."
J: "You mean beefsteak?"
B: ...

Oi Vey, David

At Caesar's Palace statue of David...

B: Whoa, you can tell he's Jewish!
J: No he's not, he's not even circumcised.
B: He's not? But there's a little hole.

Christianity fail

J: I was told you're going to be part of the nativity scene for the holiday show?

B: Yeah, Steve told me I was going to be the Queen Mary!

Huh?

You gotta be shit kidding me!

Dork Knight

I don't know if I really want to see it in the theater. I mean, I know it was an insulated event but I dunno.

Entendre fail

B: Oh my gosh, you're right that song is so dirty. Remember when we were talking about it? The double condesation?

Wag wag wag goes the tail

Look, can you hear his tail wag?

Tron City

So if it rains will it be inside or inside?

Directions

Becca, do you know how to get there?
B: Yeah, you just go to the thing in the sky, duh.

Angry chick

No, it's really good they have a chicken screw her.

Ugly face

She is NOT cute. She has a but hurt face.

Words really don't hurt

Well, sticks and stones may break my bones but, but... I don't know, something about words are forever.

Don't tell mom that babysitter's wrong

Becca: "I've got that under control, Rachel!"
Joey: ???
Becca: From "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead!"
Joey: Do you mean, "I'm right on top of that, Rose?"
Becca: ...

Non-stop wings

Joey: It's Sunday though, I wonder what time they close today.
Becca: It's always at midnight. They close at midnight 24 hours a day.

That's a long work week

That Subway is open 24 hours a day. Does that mean they are open 365 days a week?