Ugly face

She is NOT cute. She has a but hurt face.

Words really don't hurt

Well, sticks and stones may break my bones but, but... I don't know, something about words are forever.

Don't tell mom that babysitter's wrong

Becca: "I've got that under control, Rachel!"
Joey: ???
Becca: From "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead!"
Joey: Do you mean, "I'm right on top of that, Rose?"
Becca: ...

Non-stop wings

Joey: It's Sunday though, I wonder what time they close today.
Becca: It's always at midnight. They close at midnight 24 hours a day.

That's a long work week

That Subway is open 24 hours a day. Does that mean they are open 365 days a week?