Invisible inventions

B: "Oh, these windows are see through?"
J: That's right, Becca they aren't tinted.

I say tomato you say steakhouse

B: "Mmm, that's my favorite kind, I love steakhouse tomatoes."
J: "You mean beefsteak?"
B: ...

Oi Vey, David

At Caesar's Palace statue of David...

B: Whoa, you can tell he's Jewish!
J: No he's not, he's not even circumcised.
B: He's not? But there's a little hole.