Taunting rebuttal fail

Sticks and words might hurt me but... No, sticks and stones might hurt my burns. You know what, I really don't know how that thing goes.

Unpretty

I've never heard this song before in my life. Who is this? Salt N Pepa? TLC? Destiny's Child?

More Beccish

You're holding me very precarilously.

Replay payments

So does she get paid every time they play that song? She gets loyalties, right?

Letting go

Why do people still think Elvis is alive? And Snoop Dogg, too?

Griffith holidays

I wanna go to the Griffith Baservatory

I wish I could speak Beccish

"Daaaang, Jo yoo sha finush de ho botshabaang!"

Pieced together that what translated into was "Oh my, Joey! You finished your glass of water quite quickly."

Geography

Wait, where's Tokyo again?