Lola!!!

B: And I was like oh well! LOLA!
J: ???
B: No, what is it? Oh, YOLO!

High definition Light Emitting Diode of confusion

B: <reading the blog> Uh babe, you wrote LCD on the last blog post. That's actually the right spelling for the drug.

J: LCD?

B: Yeah, I said LED which was wrong, not LCD which is the name for the drug.

J: No, you said LCD and that is not the name of the drug.

B: Yes it is, oh wait. LSD.

High-def holi-daze

Whoa, all these Christmas lights are giving me a headache. I feel like I'm on an LCD trip.

Temps

J: There's a thermometer right there.
B: That's not a thermometer, that's a temperature... taker.

Humanitarian

:after watching special on kids with progeria disease:

B: :sobbing uncontrollably: That's what I want to do with my life, I want to help people and I just don't know how I can do that.

J: o_O

B: What? Leave me alone, I'm all drugged up.

J: You're not even that sick, what are you taking?

B: I took two Advil like an hour ago

Good evening, I am confused

B: Did Alchrid Hilfcock do NEVER MORE NEVER MORE? I know it was Edgar Allan Poe but did he do a movie?

Procrastination frustration

B: What are you waiting for? Ground to Hell over?

VMAs

::Lil' Kim on screen for VMAs::

R: THAT'S Lil' Kim??
J: Yeah, she looks terrible.
B: Wait, where's the paws on her boobs?
J: ... That's Eve.
B: Wait, who is she? TLC?

Dreamy bakery

::Spring pops in mattress::

B: "Whoa! Why is the bread baking?"
J: "I don't understand."
B: "Oh, I meant why is the bed breaking."
J: ...

More sleep talk

B: What's with all that smoke? I think it's because of the salmon.

Franatic.

B: He's so hyper, why is he so franatic?

J: Franatic?

B: Yea, Franatic. When one runs around like a crazy person. Franatic.

Styrofoam Basket Bags

B: I still need to go to the store to buy some Styrofoam basket bags.

J: Some what?

B: Some Styrofoam basket bags.

J: Styrofoam... Basket... Bags?

B: Oh, I mean Sirafilm. Sirafilm Basket Bags.

J: I have no idea what you're talking about.

B: You know the stuff you showed me the other day, the plastic things to put around the gift baskets--oh cellophane!

J: ...

Geografail

::Looking at stylized map of Los Angeles::

B: Why did they make Antarctica so small on the map?

J: ??

B: Antarctica. Why is it so small? ::points::

J: That's Catalina Island.

B: ::blink, blink::

More sleep talking

B: Mmmm, it smells so good.

J: What does?

B: I don't know, I think it's because of the hamburgers.

Can't not give a poop

Poor dog, she has incompetence, she can't control when she pees or poops.

Zany to the max

Yea, the're changing the ride, they're going to make it better. They're adding more than 75 animaniacs to the log ride. No wait, what are they called? Animaniacs? Oh, nevermind animatronics.

More sleep talking

B: Get out of the bathroom already!

J: Why do you need it?

B: That's enough!

J: Are you ok?

B: Look, this is my middle toe not caring.

Innie or an outtie?

B: "It was an outter body experience."
S: ...

More sleep talking

B: Iiiinteresting...
J: What?
B: What do you mean?
J: What's interesting?
B: [slight delay] I don't know, that was like five minutes ago!! [laughing]

Is that a Greek god?

J: Do you want me to shut down the Becca Fail Blog?

B: No, keep it. I think it's Humarlious. Ah fuck.

Winehouse

B: They're going to sing Amy Winehouse, you know "I'm gonna go to rehab oh no no no."

Sweet movie

The movie was beautiful, it had amazing cinammontography.

Left out

Why didn't was I not invited?

Study of polygons

It's not family friendly cuz they're going to talk about bears and poly-ogomy and stuff.

Part the rainbow

B: I don't know, I still believe in Moses.
J: ...
B: What I do! I still believe in Moses. Wait, what? I meant Leprechauns. I still believe in Leprechauns.

Winter sewing

You're threading on thin ice, mister.

Reply all

Ugh ughh where you going thank you stop what are you doing the trash can Becca stop it stop the planner please

Holy perception problems

I know, but sometimes it seems going to those places has a certain stigmata, you know?

What's for dinner?

J: What are you making for dinner?

B: Garlic shrimp with web lice.

J: ???

B: Why wise.

J: ?

B: Dammit, white rice.

Secretly, she doesn't know

B: I know clandestiny...

J: Wait, do you even know what "clandestinely" means?

B: Yeah, it's like when you know the future clandestiny. Or like when a fabric is clandestin, it's like you can see through it.

New cookie?

She gave me one Chocolate and one Snooker Diddle.

Yes, it's raining

And she's cleaning the windows.

Mind-numbing

"The surgery is over, everything went well. She just got out of Amnesia. Haha. Oh my god... She just got out of Anastasia... One. Two. Three. Anesthesia."

'Murican facts

B: "1892, Columbus sailed the ocean blue."

J: ...

B: "What?"

Hammering out the tunes

Too le quit! Too le quit to jit!

Cyst and deceased

Their name is pretty similar to ours, we should send them a cyst and deceased letter.

Asian appetizers

We have some Picken Chotstickers that I can warm up if you're hungry.

It's down like donkey kong

"It's down like donkey kong."

Head Bitch in Charge betta get her money

That's horrible, they stole her purse. If she has proof that she withdrew that money from the bank it should be HBIC covered.

Awakewalking

B: I fell asleep awake.

J: ???

B: You know like when you go blind for a little bit.

J: You need help.

Too expensive

That's not very afordacle.

Sleep talking

I coughed and woke Becca up slightly and she responds:

"Sorry, I was pretending Coco had candles on his head."

I asked if it was Coco's birthday, she said."I think so."