Study of polygons

It's not family friendly cuz they're going to talk about bears and poly-ogomy and stuff.

Part the rainbow

B: I don't know, I still believe in Moses.
J: ...
B: What I do! I still believe in Moses. Wait, what? I meant Leprechauns. I still believe in Leprechauns.

Winter sewing

You're threading on thin ice, mister.

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Ugh ughh where you going thank you stop what are you doing the trash can Becca stop it stop the planner please

Holy perception problems

I know, but sometimes it seems going to those places has a certain stigmata, you know?

What's for dinner?

J: What are you making for dinner?

B: Garlic shrimp with web lice.

J: ???

B: Why wise.

J: ?

B: Dammit, white rice.

Secretly, she doesn't know

B: I know clandestiny...

J: Wait, do you even know what "clandestinely" means?

B: Yeah, it's like when you know the future clandestiny. Or like when a fabric is clandestin, it's like you can see through it.

New cookie?

She gave me one Chocolate and one Snooker Diddle.

Yes, it's raining

And she's cleaning the windows.

Mind-numbing

"The surgery is over, everything went well. She just got out of Amnesia. Haha. Oh my god... She just got out of Anastasia... One. Two. Three. Anesthesia."

'Murican facts

B: "1892, Columbus sailed the ocean blue."

J: ...

B: "What?"