Styrofoam Basket Bags

B: I still need to go to the store to buy some Styrofoam basket bags.

J: Some what?

B: Some Styrofoam basket bags.

J: Styrofoam... Basket... Bags?

B: Oh, I mean Sirafilm. Sirafilm Basket Bags.

J: I have no idea what you're talking about.

B: You know the stuff you showed me the other day, the plastic things to put around the gift baskets--oh cellophane!

J: ...

Geografail

::Looking at stylized map of Los Angeles::

B: Why did they make Antarctica so small on the map?

J: ??

B: Antarctica. Why is it so small? ::points::

J: That's Catalina Island.

B: ::blink, blink::