VMAs

::Lil' Kim on screen for VMAs::

R: THAT'S Lil' Kim??
J: Yeah, she looks terrible.
B: Wait, where's the paws on her boobs?
J: ... That's Eve.
B: Wait, who is she? TLC?

Dreamy bakery

::Spring pops in mattress::

B: "Whoa! Why is the bread baking?"
J: "I don't understand."
B: "Oh, I meant why is the bed breaking."
J: ...

More sleep talk

B: What's with all that smoke? I think it's because of the salmon.