Temps

J: There's a thermometer right there.
B: That's not a thermometer, that's a temperature... taker.

Humanitarian

:after watching special on kids with progeria disease:

B: :sobbing uncontrollably: That's what I want to do with my life, I want to help people and I just don't know how I can do that.

J: o_O

B: What? Leave me alone, I'm all drugged up.

J: You're not even that sick, what are you taking?

B: I took two Advil like an hour ago