Sleep Talking on Christmas

B: Do you know how many turtle glucoses turn dervin? I don't know, reminded me of Finding Nemo.

Ass land

J: What was it that we saw in Disney Hollywood Studios? It wasn't Pirates of the Caribbean, right?

B: No, it was Oswald.

J: Oswald?

B: Not Oswald ummm... Asgard.

J: What???

B: Oswald? Asgard? What's it called.... NARNIA! What was the Lion's name? Ass Land?

Stoned age

B: What are you talking about? Dinosaurs weren't real.

J: O_o

B: Oh, I meant Jurassic Park wasn't real.  Dragons aren't real.

Mermaids too

Look, that building is a merman chorch.

No widows

Singing along to Igyy Izalea...

B: "Gonna love ya. Gonna love ya... Black Little Baby!"

J: Really?

B: Isn't that how it goes?

Sleep talking

B: I wonder if anyone ever tried that in real life?
J: What?
B: Hungry Hungry Hippos
J: How exactly do you do that?
B: You get like four hippos and a big white ball and you go "hungry hungry hippos!"

:Becca falls back asleep for 10 seconds:

B: What was the point of those white balls again? To eat them?

Becca mutters to herself and then sings again: Hungry hungry hippos!

What Darth fuck

B: Is that James Earl Jones in there?
J: ?
::Becca points to Darth Vader::
J: No.
B: That's what I thought, so just in the third one then with the messed up face at the end?
J: Wuh... but... Becca, he was white.
B: I don't know. Hashtag makeup.
J: O_o

Sleep Talking: Forensic Files

Narrator on Forensic Files: But then why did Dorothy take her own life?
Becca: Cuz she called Radio Disney, haha!

Fiery pain

B: Are you going to take an anti-flamatory pill for the pain?
J: A what?
B: Anti-flammatory pill.
J: And what exactly are those for?
B: Like when the pain in the muscle flames up
J: Yes,  I'll take one, thanks.

Tinker Land

B: Oh look, Tinker Land.  Wait what did I say?  I meant Tiki Room.

Quantum Physics

B: I'm smarter than you think, you know?

J: Oh?

B: Yeah, you don't know... I do quantalific ana--an--analys... quntalific studies.

More sleep talk

B: HEHE,  that felt like poop!
J: What did?
B: Your toes.

Dittle Lick

J: Does that massive truck really need to take up both lanes?

B: yea, Paul Smeenus.

0_o

Eye still don't get it

J: Ok Beck, it's not opathomogist. Let's think of it this way: What kinds of visual illusions can you think of?
B: Huh? Oh, ok... Like obstacle?
J: What?
B: Like obstacle illusions?

Eye don't get it

B: My friend is a opathomologist.
J: A what?
B: You know, an eye doctor.

Prehistoric

B: This is 10,000 BC? I thought 10,000 BC was the funny movie with Jason Cerna.