Ass land

J: What was it that we saw in Disney Hollywood Studios? It wasn't Pirates of the Caribbean, right?

B: No, it was Oswald.

J: Oswald?

B: Not Oswald ummm... Asgard.

J: What???

B: Oswald? Asgard? What's it called.... NARNIA! What was the Lion's name? Ass Land?

Stoned age

B: What are you talking about? Dinosaurs weren't real.

J: O_o

B: Oh, I meant Jurassic Park wasn't real.  Dragons aren't real.

Mermaids too

Look, that building is a merman chorch.

No widows

Singing along to Igyy Izalea...

B: "Gonna love ya. Gonna love ya... Black Little Baby!"

J: Really?

B: Isn't that how it goes?