Sleep Lover

B:  I think I have Necrophilia.
R:  Do you even know what that means?
B:  I feel like I have to fall asleep all the time. OH! Narcolepsy!

The Little Vadermaid

B: Who plays Anakin? Hans Christian Anderson?

J: ...

Gaga for sleep

:: Becca asleep horizontally across entire bed::

J:  Becca, can you move over, you're all the way to my edge of the bed.

B: I'm on the edge of glory, bitch.

J: ...

Sleep Talking, Spanish Traditions

B: This year they should do the running of the flowers instead of the running of the bulls

J: Is that better?

B: Not necessarily.

J: Then why change it?

B: I don't know.

Snow you didn't

Radio: "There must have been some magic in that old silk a hat they found. For when they placed it on his head, he began to dance around."

B: I never thought about it, those children must have been terrified at first.

Snoozing situation

Yeah, the room can sleep five people. There's two beds and a sulphur seepa.

Count your blessings before they hatch

J: So should we just mark it down now?
B: No, let's not hatch the eggs before we eat them.
J: Why do you fail so hard?
B: :-)

Now you're just making words up

B: And is that how you try to consway it?
J: ?
B: .... Portray it?

Sleep talking some more

J: Is that Don Rickles?

B: Uh god what?

J: Oh, you're asleep. Nevermind.

B: No, I'm not. Dorothy's boyfriend is Dong Wrinkles.

Sleep pooping

B: Are you going to turn off the light?
J: I plan to, yes
B: Are you going to not poop all over the house?
J: Um. No? Are you?
B: Hmph.