Sleep Lover

B:  I think I have Necrophilia.
R:  Do you even know what that means?
B:  I feel like I have to fall asleep all the time. OH! Narcolepsy!

The Little Vadermaid

B: Who plays Anakin? Hans Christian Anderson?

J: ...

Gaga for sleep

:: Becca asleep horizontally across entire bed::

J:  Becca, can you move over, you're all the way to my edge of the bed.

B: I'm on the edge of glory, bitch.

J: ...

Sleep Talking, Spanish Traditions

B: This year they should do the running of the flowers instead of the running of the bulls

J: Is that better?

B: Not necessarily.

J: Then why change it?

B: I don't know.