Saturday, January 23, 2016

Brave dreams

B: Poor Merida
J: What?
B: Poor Merida. She always gets stuck.
J: Stuck where?
B: She always get stuck. People taking things away from her.

Friday, January 15, 2016

Toxic in your sleep

J: Did you call the maintenance office?

B: Um. It's non-toxic. <pauses> Glue.