Charles, Anesthetized

> OMG, Barry got numb chucks for Christmas?

>> NUMB Chucks?

> That's how you say it, Numb Chucks.

>> NUMB? Like numb-nuts?

> Well how do YOU say it?

Fishy Monarchy

News: Officials have yet to hear from Soleimani.

Becca (asleep): Mmm, pink salmon! ::smacks lips::

Cherry Okki Ticking

Is all these homes is that what you ordered?

Moo Eggs

B: Wait, how are the pancakes dairy-free if they have eggs?

...

J: Because eggs don't come from cows.