Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Say Uncle

B: But why was Marisa Tomei there?

J: Do you not know who she is?

B: Of course, I know who Marisa Tomei is! Oh, you mean in the Marvel Cinematic Universe? No??

J: Can you think of any accompanied minors in that scene that would need a guardian?

B: Oh, Spider-Man? Ohhhh, yeah yeah, she's Uncle Becky. Becky? Was that her name?

Friday, March 8, 2019

Flora of some kind

B: Babe, what's it called? You know with the golden leaf.

J: ...

B: You know, when it's like, you give them a grape.

J: Do you mean to extend an olive branch?

B: Yeah, that's the one.